Friday, May 26, 2006

Fun times at the gyneocologist.

I haven't had time this week to make any new, pithy, thought provoking or even interesting posts.
So, instead I'll just c&p a non-animal related story I just wrote to friends.
(It's true.)

I have a tattoo of three intertwined fish on the inside of my right knee. Well, some years back I went to my gyn-doc for the annual checkup thingie. Nice, courtly white haired old doc. Usually his physician's assistant did the exam, but this time he did, with her in the room. So I get into position (y'all know the one) and he settles down with his little light and instruments of torture.
And said,
"Oh! I didn't know you had fish down here."

What!? Thinking this was the most tasteless thing a doctor could possibly say in this position, I sat bolt upright and glared at him. (Actually, I think I was considering kicking the dear old man.)
His PA just stared, with her jaw 'bout dropped to the floor.
And the poor old doc realised what he'd said, turned about 80 shades of deep red and didn't stop apologising for the rest of the exam.

The End.


Anonymous jan said...

Funniest gyneocology story I've ever heard.

Actually I haven't heard that many, come to think of it.

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Allison said...

That is a great story! Good thing you did not kick him.

My mother told one about her GYN telling her should would make a great text book picture. Then proceeded to ask my mother if should would like to see in a mirror. Needless to say my mother declined (and was a little horrified)!

9:12 PM  
Blogger Carina said...

LOL, that is quite the compliment!
Back in the 60's and 70's, women were encouraged to familiarise themselves with how their hoo-has looked, with mirrors. I suppose that makes sense, why not?

6:43 AM  
Blogger panthergirl said...

OH my god.... that is hilarious!! I posted awhile back about some horrible gyno experiences, but none as funny as that.

10:45 AM  
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